Sunday, March 10, 2013

it's kind of difficult to believe that anyone else can hate me more than i hate myself

Sunday, August 26, 2012

That's embarrassing.

dear sweet jesus christ why does this always happen to me i am the worst blogger
holy shit why do i keep embarrassing myself like this UGHGHGH gHGHGHGHGHGHG

i need a pillow to scream into see you guys later

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

That was a lame post, my apologies. I am feeling rather bitter, and rather defeated over a multitude of subjects, but let's talk about the main one.

Blog, I feel like you're the only one who understands my plight as an adolescent teenage girl who thinks too much and acts too little.

I'm losing my best friend, and sometimes I feel like I already lost her. She continues to hold me in high esteem, regardless of my catty comments, and caustic to a fault snips. I'm not ashamed, or sorry. I'm simply annoyed.

Irritated, irked. Incredibly so.

If I wanted to change it, I would.
But if she wanted to change it, she would.

The best part is we both think the same thing. We're simply two bitches in our hipster pods. Understandable. We've had this conversation at three in the morning, each delusional on anger and fatigue.

I'm sick of it, though.

leave your body, and lose your soul

I never understood the fascination with pictures of shoes. There will always be a group photo of girls and their shoes, and it's just their shoes, and maybe the tops of their ankles.

Congratulations, you're not a third world citizen, and you own shoes????

Sunday, April 15, 2012

I can venn diagram, too.

Pros of having attractive asshole rival as a partner for APUSH project:

  • He's attractive.
  • He's a rival, inspiring you to better.
  • He does his work rather quickly.
  • Doesn't worry you with the thought of abandonment.
  • Funny text messages.

Cons of having attractive asshole rival as a partner for APUSH projet:

  • He's an asshole.
  • He's a rival, inspiring you to be lazy, and bring his grade down.
  • Funny texts are stupid.
  • He's stupid.
  • Also, bro-zoned.